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Joke of the Day
"If we stop neutering our dogs then the Terriers have won."
Next Joke
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh"
"Me: Do you think its strange to talk to yourself? Me: No."
"My book on tantric sex finally arrived. Damn thing took ages to come."
"What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator? Close the door! I'm dressing!"
"What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course? A hole in Juan"
"I'm a ginja. What is that you might say? A ginger ninja"
"What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? An horse."
"What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop? A Pencil cause he's full of lead!"
"What is DJ Khaled's favorite number? 11, because it is another 1."