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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if poor kids in Africa dream of a white christmas? Like spending time with your whole family, getting tons of Xboxes and play stations. Heaping servings of food, etc."

"What is the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney."

"Sure, there's no ""I"" in ""team""... But there's, like, three in ""idiot."""

"if at the end of every year you find yourself posting on social media how ""this year sucked,"" it's time to examine the common denominator"

"Me: I heard Oxygen and Magnesium are going out. Friend: OMg!"

"You've got 99 problems huh? Boo-Hoo. I have a mortgage and a shitty job. Now go fuck Beyonce in a $300,000 car."

"Did you know Avatar is a sequel to Titanic? It picks up where Titanic left off, in the sense that half the cast is blue and dying. Obligatory edit: Frontpage on /r/jokes! Wohooo!"

"In the days before the Internet... did black people watch Cops to see what their family and friends were up to?"

"What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican? Tequila Mockingbird."

"My ex said that relationships were about sacrifice. But she still screamed when she saw the bloody goat on the altar."