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Joke of the Day
"George Washington Where does George Washington keep his armies? In his sleavies!"
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"ATTENTION LADIES: I will now be downgrading expectations from someone I can love to someone I can tolerate. Act now while this amazing deal still lasts!"
"OCTOPUS: *places tentacle on Bible* JUDGE: Do u swear to tell the truth? O: Yes BAILIFF: *spends like 8 minutes trying to get Bible unstuck*"
"What did God say when he made the first black man? ""Damn, I burnt one."""
"The Size of my Penis is Very Private It's information that should be kept between me, my doctor, and his wife."
"Two big, strong, grey animals are talking to each other... Animal 1: Hey, you realize we have horns on the top of our heads right? Animal 2: Rhino"
"Sometimes it's really hard to tell who's winning when you fight sarcasm with sarcasm."
"What did the Arab say to his goat? Jihad Me at hello"
"How do you outsmart a chicken? By thinking outside the bawks."
"yo mamma so ugly she tried to enter an ugly contest and the judges said sorry no professionals"