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Joke of the Day

"Rules for texting a girl: 1. Don't take 40 minutes to reply. 2. Use good grammar. 3. Ask Questions. 4. Use the face."

"I've decided not to have children The kids are devastated."

"A robber went into a music store. Everybody got down."

"I accidentally got my SO pregnant... I totally pulled a Jeb Bush."

"Click for Joke! You're good looking."

"There should be a warning label on those straw cowgirl hats middle-aged women wear on vacation that reads: ""Will cause freckled cleavage."""

"That awkward moment when the Priest uses YOUR confession as the theme for his sermon. Again."

"The best curve on a woman is her smile ...Hahahaha lmao! No I'm kidding, it's her boobs."

"Which band is difficult to dance to? The Beatless"

"A and C were going to prank their friend... ...but they just letter B"