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Joke of the Day

"Can I borrow your G-String? Mine broke... said one guitarist to the other"

"If I like ceilings... Does that make me a ceiling fan?"

"How do you make a sandwich legendary? Make it on dark rye"

"How do you make a little boy cry twice? (NSFW) You wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear"

"Did you know Danny Welbeck's dad was a bomb disposal expert. His name was Stan Welbeck."

"I asked a pregnant woman if she would have sex with me. She said ""no, I don't do threesomes""."

"Whenever I see a bored boyfriend following his girlfriend around while she picks out clothes to try on I whisper ""I'd never do that to you"""

"This is a really offensive football joke... So the defense won't get it."

"If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom what do you have? A very large bedroom."

"The clinic asked me why I had written an incorrect blood type on my form I told them it was Typo"