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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock ... Who's there? Any. Any who? Come in, Canadian!"

"i need a hug(e amount of cash money)"

"I saw a woman at the fuel pump spill gasoline on her arm and then light a cigarette. The police arrested her for waving a firearm."

"My Thai girlfriend says a small penis isn't a problem in a loving relationship... I still wish she didn't have one."

"I wish everyone would stop criticising Jimmy Savile. When I was 9, he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded."

"Threesome? No thank you. If I wanted to disappoint 2 people at once, I would go to dinner with my parents."

"I've been feeling really dizzy since yesterday I think I need to stop these New Year revolutions."

"What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower? Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction."

"Want to hear a good physics pun? It's relatively funny."

"It's gonna be ok."