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Joke of the Day
"Met a hot waitress at a Seafood Restaurant. She gave me crabs."
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"What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border? Iran!"
"What was the title of the soundtrack to 'The Inconvenient Truth'? Al Gore Rhythms"
"There are two types of people in this world... Those that can recognise when data is missing..."
"I want to marry the smell of gasoline and have little gasoline smelling kids with it and spend the rest of my days smelling my family."
"Take 1/5th the $ car insurance companies spend on advertising, apply it to health care, and everyone can have golden organs and never die."
"What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock? Ve haff vays of making you tock!"
"Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer? The grass tickles their balls."
"I told a man I was voting third party He said, ""That's wasting your vote! Come on, gun to your head, who would you pick, Clinton or Trump"" ""Simple,"" I replied, ""I'd pick the bullet."""
"50% of mariachi bands end in divorciachi."