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Joke of the Day

"How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!"

"I tried ballet, but I never got the pointe."

"I can't get out of bed These blankets have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now I might lose their trust."

"How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece? With a crowbar."

"My trainer suggested I get a tennis ball to message my back. I got it, but it just sits there. How do you make it go?"

"What do you call a wet spy? James Pond ( )"

"A priest walks up to a rabbi and says . . . ""Been in any good jokes lately?"""

"What did the Pencile say to the other pencil? what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)"

"Local news : box full of kittens mistaken for a bomb. I have to go to this town. I may be mistaken for Megan Fox."

"What do you call an Irish threesome? Dublin up."