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Joke of the Day
"How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None- that's hardware."
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"Why was the geologist arrested? He was doing crystal math."
"Last week I tried talking to a politician about rape laws... She couldn't see where I was coming from."
"What did Santa Claus say to his wife after he watched the weather report? It's going to rain dear. ^Yeah ^I'm ^sorry ^its ^late ^guys."
"What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman."
"My wife died last week It's ironic because her zodiac symbol was cancer. She was killed by a giant crab"
"The NFL just got a new official sponsor. V8"
"""Here kitty, kitty, kitty"" - me, drunk, about to get bit by a raccoon"
"Teach a man about politicians Show a man politicians and he becomes interested for a day Teach a man to be a politician and he loses his spine"
"As a stay at home dad, I have more in common with lingerie models than you might think. We both are in our underwear most of our work day."