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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur? A velocirapture"
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"What do Sea Monsters eat? Fish and Ships."
"My penis isn't small. It's ""artisanal."""
"(business meeting) *drops pen on the floor* *bends over to pick it up* *shirt comes untucked* *all the jelly beans start falling out*"
"What's black and doesn't work in an office? Decaf coffee!"
"If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ? A lid !"
"Lyrics in modern hip hop are so bad.."
"I'm allergic to bears. One bear bite & it's straight to the ER for me."
"What did Delaware? Idaho. Alaska"
"[Me as a Realtor] BUYERS: this is a great house, what's the catch? ME: Well, it is a bit.. [cant think of the word haunted] ghost encrusted"