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Joke of the Day

"Wanna see some black magic? Sorry, i meant African American Magic"

"What do you call two crows? Attempted murder."

"Best part of banging a milf What's the best part of having sex with a milf? Leaving with a juice box and bagged lunch in the morning!"

"I know some cheesy jokes... But they're not very Gouda, and some have a few holes in them."

"If you were a pole I would dance all over you."

"*talking into the phone, loudly enough that I know those ladies can hear me* WHATS THAT? MY SPACESHIP IS READY? GREAT, THANKS BARACK. OBAMA."

"Even though my dad is a Trump supporter I let him borrow my car because I'm a good person. I mean, I'm going to report it stolen, but still."

"Child on fire Would a crazy kid whose state-paid temporary parents set him on fire be a bananas Foster child?"

"I'm home alone eating donuts and listening to Journey. I think I can stop believin' now."

"Tip for teens: If you're buying booze with a fake ID, the easiest way to seem legitimately older is to wear a wedding ring"