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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when I'm on twitter & there isn't a car behind me to honk when the light is green."

"Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal? Because 7 8 9 A"

"Why are dogs in a lot of pain? Because they chew balls."

"Today I told my girlfriend she should really join Reddit cause... We'd be on the same page."

"When I said that you'd always have a place to stay in rough times, I meant like a motel or a shelter. Anyway ... You can't stay here."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah Who? ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!! *explosions*"

"If you think ""Terminator: Genisys"" is going to be bloody... ... just wait until you see ""Terminator: Leviticys."""

"So my friend asked me how often I make chemistry jokes. I replied ""Periodically"""

"My left buttcheek fell asleep. I'm Half-assing everything I do for the next ten minutes."

"What does Mario use to talk to dead people? A Luigi Board"