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Joke of the Day

"Didn't have internet on my phone for the past few hours. Finally graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 15 books and showered."

"""I think we should stab other people."" - Masochists breaking up"

"What's 1+1? More than one!"

"Wait come back, I didn't mean it when I was just being myself"

"When a couple asks me for directions,I know that the wife is forcing the guy to ask.That's why I give them wrong ones to teach her a lesson."

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's...That's because she changes it more often."

"Experts say caffeine is bad for you, fat is bad you, sugar is bad for you... But don't worry, worrying is also bad for you too."

"Received a call from a recruitment consultant. She said to me: ""Sir I have two openings for you...!"" I replied : Yes. I know .There was a long silence and then she hung up."

"what idiot called it a chicken instead of an eggplant"

"Most people have 32 teeth, some have 10... It's simple meth."