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Joke of the Day
"Looking for someone to shovel my snow while dressed as a stormtrooper. No weirdos."
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"What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon? Kermit The Frog's fingers."
"I did a self defense course I would't recommend anyone to attack me in slow motion"
"Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way"
"""What's it like being a female comic?"" ""Well, you get asked what it's like being a female comic a lot."""
"If Hillary becomes president... ...will that make Bill the first husband?"
"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar... Followed by Batman."
"Do you ever start writing a status and half way through you're just like... nah"
"Knock knock Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave breaking down into an emotional wreck and mess of tears at the realisation that the Alzheimer's has finally taken hold."
"What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers? F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver"