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Joke of the Day

"Ripping a blaring fart every now and then lets your masseuse know who's in charge."

"If Jehovah's witnesses brought pizza and beer with them, I'd gladly let them in to spend an afternoon chatting about religion."

"Office morale has increased noticeably since we put a tarp over Dave's body"

"If I ever see my wife asleep with her mouth wide open, I seize the opportunity. First I unzip my pants, then I pull out my penis... And then I have sex with her sister."

"The french invented a new bulletproof vest That is just as efficient as a regular one but much cheaper: it only covers the soldiers' backs"

"What's black and white and red all over A biracial couple in a knife fight"

"""Hey kids, you like candy?"" I said to my own kids, luring them into my van so I could get them to school and be at work on time."

"What's the definition of an Irish homosexual? One who likes women more than beer"

"What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? Bronchitis (bronc-itis)."

"What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him? Donald, Duck!"