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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dating app for neckbeards? Tipper."

"""You know how everyone's favorite part of the sandwich is the meat well what if we added an extra slice of bread?"" Inventor of club sandwich"

"You'd think a dude named Captain Crunch would have amazing abs."

"There are many jokes on Jimmy Fallon's TV shows... like Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders."

"You don't know shit about pressure until you're the only Black person on the dance floor while white people clap & form a circle around you."

"I want to die like my father; sleeping in peace ... Not like his passengers; screaming in fear."

"There's a woman with a colostomy bag. Her boyfriend says he wants to fuck her in the pooper... Which hole does he use?"

"1938: ""It's a bird!"" ""It's a plane!"" ""It's... Superman!"" 2013: ""Is that a drone?"" ""Yeah, it's probably a drone."""

"Why has the pope never won a gold medal? Because he always came in a little behind."

"Patient: Doctor what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!"