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Joke of the Day

"What's Hitler's favorite letter? I don't know, but certainly not Z."

"Where's the gratification in tearing down another human being? It's much easier to have heart, than walk w a self-inserted rod up your ASS."

"What is a pirate's favorite fast food joint? Aaaaarby"

"ME: My cat isn't overweight; she's just big-boned VET: This is a dog"

"A toothless budgie will always achieve his goals Because they always succeed"

"Direct from my 8-year old: How do nursing babies blow their noses? With breast tissue."

"What is the difference between a baby and a feminist? The baby grows up and learns to stop crying."

"Just remember, every day is a gift from God. Well except for Monday.. Satan slips that one in. He's a sneaky bastard."

"Him: My brother wants us all to go camping together next summer. Me: Can't go, I'm allergic. Him: To what? Me: Everything you just said."

"how do you know if an asian man robbed your house your homeworks done, your computers upgraded, and 3 hours later hes still trying to back out the driveway."