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Joke of the Day
"Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting ""Pieces of four""? Short John Silver!"
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"if it smells like bullshit & looks like bullshit, it probably is bullshit. Putting sugar on it doesn't make it a brownie."
"As a kid i looked up to Bill Nye the science guy, but as of today after learning about him i will probably look down on him. And people at my level would agree. I'm 6'3 and he is 6 feet tall."
"The grown up version of Tetris is loading a full dishwasher."
"Do the right thing today: Go to someone's profile, scroll down 4 months, and like something."
"My friend asked me if i had ever gotten and given oral sex at the same time and i said yes Little does he know i can suck my own dick"
"What kind of jeans does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"Gold Digger - like a hooker, only smarter."
"Why Nissan Sunny? Is there Nissan Rainy?"
"The woman who will be on the $10 bill has been announced and it's. . . Caitlyn Jenner-Hamilton"