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Joke of the Day
"Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting ""Pieces of four""? Short John Silver!"
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"Went to a great Russian restaurant last night. For dessert, we ordered Chocolate Putin"
"Kids are scared to pour vinegar in their cups because BAKING SODA. BAKING SODA. I GOT BAKING SODA"
"A police officer pulled me over and said ""Sir, please identify yourself"" So I took out a mirror and replied ""yeah, it's me"""
"Five American states that vaguely resemble Indian cuisine when spelled backwards: Aksala, Nogero, Sasnakra, Ohadi, Hatu."
"You guys ever listened to the music of Yellvis? *YOU AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG!!!!*"
"You know what they say about fast typers?[OC] They can make a girl qwert Credit: sumkid (Maria) and I"
"Photon A photon goes to a hotel to find a room.. the man at the desk asks if he would like any help with his bags and the photon says ""I don't have any.. I'm traveling light."""
"the best thing about hair glitter is that you don't have to use it"
"How high can Miss Piggy count? 68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat..."