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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Targaryen girl who can outrun her brothers? A virgin."
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"I can't afford a therapist so i bought a mood ring"
"Jerry Seinfeld is at Best Buy. ""We've got a great deal on TVs today"" the salesman says. ""What's the deal?"" Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes"
"You're too drunk, dear. Alcohol you later."
"If you read into something enough, it can be offensive. I like puppies"
"What did the llama said to the other llama? Como se llama?"
"A friend asked how I'd describe a hot air balloon, and I just told him it's a lot like my ex, but with a basket."
"What's better than a dozen roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ."
"I had sex last night... Her: You don't have AIDS, right? Me: Of course not, why? Her: Oh thank goodness! I got it last time and it really sucked."
"I always use a short cut when I'm going to knife fight a midget."