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Joke of the Day

"Human Beings get rich as they grow old Silver in Hair; Gold in Teeth; Sugar in Blood; Precious Stones in Kidneys; . And a never ending supply of Gas!"

"Last term, we had our first black president. But if Donald Trump wins... Orange is the New Black."

"A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked ""How long does it take to fly to Boston?"" The clerk said ""Just a minute..."" ""Thank you"" the man said and hung up."

"Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? Cows Cows who? Cows moo! They don't hoo!"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the Fresh Prints."

"Taking your shirt off when fighting is a great way to tell the cops who to arrest."

"What did the banana say to the vibrator? ""What are you shaking for? She's gonna eat me!"""

"A clown held the door open for me the other day. I thought that was a kind jester."

"It's never going to work out between Mario and the Princess. Most of the time she's on a whole other level."

"What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common? They've both had a downy inside em."