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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Arab oil baron with Parkinson's? Sheik Shake"

"Did you hear about the Irish guy who had fun in Limerick? Well its been 2 whole years; Rick and him are still going strong"

"On one side of me was Dwayne Johnson, and the other, a stone fish. I guess I was just between the Rock and a hard plaice."

"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until you're 13 before it comes on your face."

"If I've learned anything from listening to world news, it's that the world is full of countries I've never even heard of. (An American)"

"A married couple walks into a bar."

"I think I'll TiVo my kids and watch them later."

"Find someone to make you laugh everyday and if that doesn't work find alcohol like I did."

"Why are all smart Mexicans guys gay? Because they do their essays."

"Wanna hear a joke about my cawk? never mind its too long"