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Joke of the Day
"Why do lesbians never cook? Because they eat out."
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"There are two kinds of people. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete information"
"A: Do you miss your ex? B: Yes, everytime A: How are you going to fix that? B: More frequent target practice"
"What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be? Feyonce."
"I just got a Christmas card promising lots of anal and oral sex this year... I fucking hate prison."
"The year is 2030: All corporations have merged and every night before bed you say a prayer to your cable company."
"A farmer has 178 cows roaming freely in his field. After he rounds them up, he has 200 cows."
"You've got to be twins. You're too stupid to be one person."
"Hillary Clinton and the Email Hillary: ""At least I, unlike Lindsay Graham, USE email! <drops mic>"
"Wanna read a joke about procrastination? I'll type it later."