32367
Joke of the Day
"History doesn't repeat, it rhymes That's why World War 3 will be started by Schmitler"
Next Joke
"Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that ""Scheherezade"" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ? A: ""Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names ?!!?"""
"My Grandfather was one of those Unorthodox Jews. He was a Nazi."
"I was going to make a gay joke... Butt, fuck it."
"I asked the doctor how much longer I've got. He said, ""A few inches. You clearly enjoy prostate exams."""
"A poet once gave a pigeon helium, and invented high coo."
"My dentist took a look in my mouth and said, ""Your gums look awful. I told you to floss religiously."" I do, I said, I floss on Christmas and Easter."
"I predict the iPad's small-but-not-quite-small-enough size will be a source of great consternation for fanny pack enthusiasts."
"Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road? he was two chickens"
"You're like that person playing Pictionary who draws something terribly and just keeps circling it."