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Joke of the Day

"My dentist took a look in my mouth and said, ""Your gums look awful. I told you to floss religiously."" I do, I said, I floss on Christmas and Easter."

"Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above? A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things."

",,,,,, Find me a rainbow. I never understand lyrics anyway."

"Did you hear the joke about your mother's cooking? It's in bad taste."

"What goes ""clip-clop-clip-clop-bang?"" An Amish drive by."

"I can only handle so much of a screaming kid on a long car ride before I pull over, take them off the roof, and let them back in."

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Two white horses fell in the mud."

"Yo momma so fat, when she wants to take a bath... She fills up the tub and THEN turns on the water."

"I want to tell a joke here... ...but it's about sex and I don't think most redditors get it"

"What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce? Chicken Caesar Salad"