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"Last night, I forgot about the Sun Then it dawned on me..."
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"What is the cheapest cut of meat on a deer? The balls, cause they're under a buck."
"A Rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar... The bartender said ""You three get the hell out of my bar! I don't want to be part of a joke."""
"If you don't consider yourself a terrible person, you're likely a horrific person."
"School portraits would be way cooler if they were all mid-spaghetti-bite candids."
"A neutron walks into a bar He asks, ""How much for a drink?"" The barkeep replied, ""For you, no charge."""
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"*brings a super-magnet to a knife fight* *discovers that stainless steel is not magnetic*"
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
"Hear about the state-of-the-art amputation device? All I know is it's pretty cutting edge..."