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Joke of the Day

"Last night, I forgot about the Sun Then it dawned on me..."

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"Pizza. It's what separates us from the animals."
"Where does a dog go to buy shoes? Reebark"
"My Altima's name is Liam Nissan"
"What does a gang say on December 25th? Merry Crips-mas"
"The word ""Diputseromneve"" may look ridiculous, but backward it's even more stupid..."
"What's a riot? Three dyslexics."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE! AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!"
"Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead."
"""Babe I'm ready for bed"" ""Why so early its the weekend?"" [background] ""Next up Channel 6 News reveals Ashley Madison's local business men"""