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Joke of the Day

"Why should you date a Greek woman? They don't like pulling out."

"Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas? Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around."

"Harry Potter wakes up in hospital. ""Welcome back. You've been in a coma for 8 years"" says the doctor. ""What happened?"" asked Harry ""You ran face first into a wall."""

"BMW What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside."

"Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America? A: ""Never! I'm not going to let my wife run the country!!"""

"I think the implication that you might want to share your Kit Kat with 3 friends seems unreasonable."

"Why is it better to hire fifty $20 hookers rather than a single $1000 escort? More poorgasms"

"In ""Captain Sully"", technically speaking, Tom Hanks did not fly a plane on to the Hudson River That was falling with style"

"One of the main differences between men and women Is the meaning of the phrase, ""I used an entire box of tissues watching that movie."""

"How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you."