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Joke of the Day

"DOCTOR: At a guess, how much alcohol do you drink in a day? ME: Hardly any D: That's excellent ME [swigs vodka] But I'm a terrible guesser"

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm an electric eel That's shocking!"

"Prank Caller- Hello! is your refrigerator running?? Me- No, but the dishwasher is.. Prank Caller- Huh??? Me- Yeah my wife's out on a jog..."

"Saw a cute girl at work today. I told her I get off in five minutes and she smiled. Then I said I finish work in one hour and she left."

"There's no sticker warning me not to eat this box of nails so I guess I'll just go for it."

"How do you make people lose faith in this sub? This."

"My boss asked me today which one of us was the stupid one. I told him everyone knows that you dont hire stupid people."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cumin ! Cumin who? Cumin side its freezing out there !"

"What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter? Virgin Mobile."

"Establish dominance by sitting close to the buffet and growling every time someone walks up to get food."