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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a planned organised rebellion gone wrong? A ""coup d'isaster""."

"Why do Jamaican philosophers shit together? Because they discuss tings."

"How can you tell someone is vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you"

"They say talk is cheap but my last phone call cost me $2.99 per minute, billed directly to my credit card."

"It's orange, it says it's an orange, but it's not an orange. What is it? A tangerine with a big mouth."

"I'll believe corporations are people when conservatives ban them from marrying each other."

"Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat."

"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they're stuck up bitches."

"Hey, remember me from last night? You gave me the wrong number but I found you on Facebook. I'm on your porch. Can I come in?"

"I just bought a 3D kindle. Or a book as it is more commonly known."