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Joke of the Day
"My father always told me ""Son, you are what you eat"". Guess i'm a dick."
Next Joke
"Your water broke? Do I look like an idiot? You can't ""break"" water...get back to work."
"Came with our Christmas cracker Q: Did you hear about the man who stole the advent calendar? A: He got 25 days."
"When I want to trim down my friend's list on FB I give my opinion and let nature do the rest."
"Bad luck, Atheists named Christian."
"Prison Guard: ""So you two cons are in love?"" Con1: ""Yes."" Con2: ""It's like we finish each other's..."" *in unison* ""death sentences."""
"No thank you GPS.I have this magic ring on my left hand that connects me to the nice young lady in the passenger's seat who knows everything"
"I don't think Muslims go far enough in killing people who draw images of the prophet Mohammed. I think they should kill people who are named after him as well."
"What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup? A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive."
"What do you call a blind dinosaur? A do-think-he-saurus :) !! Lol What do you call a blind dinosaurs dog? A do-you-think-he-saurus-rex"