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Joke of the Day
"What is Donald Trump's idea of an ""employee discount""? Waived fees at a slave auction."
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"I woke up hungover to the sound of my neighbour mowing his lawn. He will just have to mow around me because I'm not moving.."
"My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books but he's only got his shelf to blame."
"If we all end up going to jail for downloading music...... I at least hope they separate us by music genre."
"What are they going to use to build the wall? The bricks that were shat by people when Trump became president."
"Me: *breathes* *gains weight*"
"There's an app for everything today except premature ejaculation but I hear that it's coming soon"
"What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay."
"Why did the white bassist refuse to play the show? He had a bass only a brother could love."
"Today a man knocked on my door ...and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."