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Joke of the Day
"TIL Mine sweeper (game) was invested in Pakistan"
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"A fish swam into a wall... Dam."
"I always read r/creepy when i poop It scares the shit outa me..."
"Are you addicted to masturbation? Reach out to me and we can beat it together."
"Patient: Doctor I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in the mouth."
"what do you call a fat woman who has 28 men in bed with her each night? yo mama"
"I tried searching on Google for 'Lost Medieval Servant Boy'. It told me 'This Page Cannot Be Found'."
"What starts with ""F"" and ends with ""uck""? Fuck."
"Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years."
"pretending this is a healthy protein shake even though it's just 15 pancakes I threw into a blender"