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Joke of the Day
"My 5 yr old son was just imprisoned for skipping naptime He was resisting a rest"
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"""Apparently I wasn't clear the first time that I want exactly two joules per second in my ass"" ""I said watt watt in the butt."""
"You know your vacation sucks when you're constantly writing updates about it on Facebook."
"I decided to start working at a bakery... I knead the dough."
"What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ? A stripey jumper !"
"ME [yelling down into a volcano]: You shut your stupid Earth mouth"
"What do you call an owl escapologist? The great Hootini"
"LIFE HACK: If you want to remember something write it upside down on the back of your underwear waistband. You'll see it when you're pooping"
"Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course? He got a hole in one."
"What should you do if you're in the jungle and come upon a tiger? Say you're sorry, wipe him off, and run."