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Joke of the Day
"How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They only screw playoff games"
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"Emperor Augustus throws down his pen in disgust... Emperor Augustus throws down his pen in disgust, exclaiming: ""I can't believe it's February and I'm still writing B.C. on all of my checks!"""
"HALLOWEEN JOKE: Why don't witches ever have babies? Because warlocks have hollow weenies!"
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"Did you hear about the cookie that was litterally made of nothing but grass and dirt? it was a real tuft cookie"
"What is Kim Kardashian's favorite hockey team? The Chicago Blackhawks"
"Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!"