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Joke of the Day
"I bet black people whoooa this tweet is not starting off well"
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"[phone rings] ""We've removed your son's missing picture from our milk cartons."" ""You found him?"" ""No, people stopped buying milk."""
"I keep trying to turn my hat around backwards so I can get down to business, but it's a sombrero and I'm making zero progress."
"Why would anyone become an architect when everything you do gets destroyed in an X-Men movie?"
"We just got a donkey He's a real Jackass"
"There is no point of running away form a sniper. You will die from exhaustion."
"My doctor said if I wanna drop a few pounds I'd have to stay away from carbs So I've been using this insanely long straw to drink beer"
"""You're so cold, I wished you would just disappear!"" His temperature then dropped to 0 Kelvin and he disappeared"
"If you got a butcher who is 6'2, what does he weigh? Meat."
"Have you ever flicked a cigarette out the window then five minutes later you start to smell something? So you turn around only to find your grandma fingering herself in the back seat."