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Joke of the Day

"A Collection of Great Comedians Jokes Just found a collection of great comedians jokes and thought I'd share it. [Here's the link!](http://famehorse.com/collection-of-great-comedians-jokes/)"

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"What do you call a laxative candy on a stick, being eaten by Shirley Temple? The good shit lollipop."
"Weird is a side effect of awesome."
"What do you get when you have seven dragon balls? Nothing! This is real life."
"this one is courtesy of a friend of mine... so did you hear about ku klux kineeval(sorry if ,misspelled)... ...he tried to jump 20 black guys while on a steamroller!"
"Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell? It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn't at work anymore!"
"What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor? tppppthh....""spit sound"""
"Why is hitler vegetarian Because he burnt all his meat!"
"Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat."
"Love means never having to say you're sorry for accidentally bringing home six more cats."