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Joke of the Day
"bad scary film I was watching a really poorly done scary movie last night, it was horrorble."
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"I had my work appraisal yesterday. The boss said, ""There is no I in team."" To which I replied, ""But there is a U in cu*t."""
"A baptist priest with a huge boner walks into a bar The bartender says ""what can i get you?"" ""anything 12 years old that goes down nicely"", says the priest."
"What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room? Refusing to fill out the guest comment card."
"What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending I'll see myself out"
"Wanna hear a joke? My fucking grades after my midterms."
"How many cats? One."
"A woman is like a parachute can refuse at any time, that's why you need to have a spare one."
"Before you decide to tell a woman she should go get herself ""dolled up,"" remember, Annabelle & Chucky are dolls."
"Just saw a man wearing a pager. Apparently, he's expecting a very important call from someone in 1994."