31004

Joke of the Day

"Why did the black Classic major think Oedipus was black? Cause he thought ""casta"" was Greek for ""moms""."

"I fell asleep in the shower last night I guess you could say I had a few wet dreams"

"What do you call an apple filled with cement? Hardcore."

"[1st day as cop] captain: ""why did you call for back up"" me: ""there was a fly in my car"" swat team leader: ""what exactly do you think we do"""

"A man cheats... on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""

"DOGS TAKE THEIR LICKS Q: Why do dogs lick themselves? A: Because they can."

"How much Blow Can Charlie Sheen Do?.. ..... Enough to kill 2 and 1/2 Men"

"I drink Rockstar cause I'm a rockstar. My wife drinks Monster."

"I was confused when my wife asked me what I spent $108 on at the liquor store. I answered ""liquor?"" All is not a trick question. Apparently"

"What's the Cuban national anthem? Row, row, row your boat"