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Joke of the Day

"""I'm here for the hookers and the booze!!!"" ""Sir, this is a library."" *whispers... ""I'm here for the hookers and the booze."""

"There was a praying mantis in my room so I stealthily grabbed a shoe and smashed my 2nd-story window and jumped out."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic who stayed up all night debating the existence of Dog?"

"Ahh Summer. The season for confusing unattractive girls with hot girls because of oversized sunglasses."

"(reads smudged writing on hand during date) i just want to say that u look really preffy tonight"

"If you play Titanic backwards it's about a guy who rises from the sea, bangs a ginger and tries to throw her over the railing of a boat."

"I like two kinds of men: domestic and imported."

"I met a smelly man who had a way with words He was a pungent"

"A Texan goes to a car dealership He sees a car he likes and says ""Gee that's a byoot!"" The Dealer responds ""That's not a Buick that's a Honda!"""

"Want to hear the new word I just created? Plagiarism!"