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Joke of the Day
"Do you never want the party to end? Now, it doesn't have to! Introducing, DRUGS."
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"Mondays aren't so bad if you force yourself to have a terrible weekend."
"There are two types of people in the world... Those who pee in the shower and dirty feckin liars!"
"They say what kills you in your past life is your biggest fear in this life.. But I'm pretty sure premature ejaculation never killed anyone"
"The man at the grocery store name is Bobby Chubsucker. He was either very popular or made fun of a lot in school."
"what weighs more on the moon than on earth? a helium baloon"
"What did the prostitute say to her customer after he finished paying? ""It was a business doing pleasure with you."""
"Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock -Who's there? -The plane captain."
"What's the hardest part about eating a vegtable? The wheelchair."
"How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight? ""It was dynamite!"""