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Joke of the Day
"Doctor, doctor, what did you say I had? Capricorn? - No, C a n c e r."
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"how many hitlers does it take to change a light bulb? nein edit: i dont know if this is posted before, it probably has but i thought of it myself, no hate :3"
"I unplugged my carbon monoxide detector from the wall today All that beeping was giving me headaches and making me feel nauseous"
"Based on my family's hatred for vegetables and always throwing them in the garbage, I hope I'm never in a coma."
"Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation? [removed]"
"How many mexicans does it take to replace a lightbulb? Juan."
"What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle? I got my ion you."
"When cannibals ate missionary When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion."
"A pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel down the front of his pants. The bartender says, ""Hey mate, what's with the wheel?"" The pirate responds, ""Arg, it's driving me nuts!"""
"You play the cards life deals you. They are Monopoly cards. You are a small pewter dog and you have won second prize in a beauty contest."