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Joke of the Day

"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer... I dont know what he laced them with,but Ive been tripping all day."

"A Trump supporter asked an opponent what the candidate should do for the American taxpayer. The opponent laughed and said, ""How about becoming one himself?"""

"I win arguments with cab drivers by getting out of the cab and leaving the door open."

"I know the best way to get downvoted. I'll tell you if someone gives me gold!"

"How does ISIL prefer their eggs? Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled."

"If your method of birth control is abstinence... ...and you miss a day, you might be in trouble."

"Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis? Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd."

"I'm trying to channel my inner Kubrick for my next porno. I'm calling it ""A Cockwork Orange""."

"19 and 20 had a fight to the death. When they were done only 1 was left."

"What is Trump's favorite book? 50 Shades of Grey: the story of a billionaire dominating and fucking a dumb American."