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Joke of the Day

"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer... I dont know what he laced them with,but Ive been tripping all day."

"""That's what"" -She"

"Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A: It matches their mustaches."

"A man driving a car hits a woman. Who's fault is it? TRICK QUESTION! Cars can't fit in the kitchen!"

"The thief who stole my calendar... Got 12 months."

"Guy talking to a girl Guy: I have a joke about my penis. Ah... forget get, it's too long. Girl: I have a joke about my vagina. You won't get it."

"Seeing how Iron Man and Batman are only really smart and super rich, I'm really disappointed with Bill Gates."

"What do you call an earthquake in NYC? Harlem Shake."

"After watching today's Apple event, I can confirm the new iPhone will not be a failure. In fact, it'll be a huge 6S."

"Just heard a woman ask if she left her teeth over there Really hoping this is Halloween related"