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Joke of the Day
"White Boards are... Remarkable."
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"Vaccine to cooties 4chan"
"I bought my epileptic friend a strobe light for his birthday. He's going to have a fit when he sees it."
"Everyone take nude selfies now ""Keep your phone in your pocket next to your genitals and they're bound to get together and have a couple of drinks"" -Stephen Colbert"
"My son: Mommy I can't wait to grow up and be a man. Me: Don't be silly son, you can't do both"
"I'm not addicted to cocain I just love how it smells"
"I'm writing a book about a child who suffers from SIDS But considering turning it into a short story"
"I wish my kid had a ""BAD MOTHERFUCKER"" tattoo so that when asked which one was mine I could say ""THE ONE THAT SAYS BAD MOTHERFUCKER ON IT!"""
"The local police station had their toilet stolen. The cops say they have nothing to go on."
"Why does Donald Trump secretly not want to become president? He'd have to move in to a smaller house in a black neighborhood."