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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags? Because it's traveling light!"

"Who is the world's worst suicide hotline operator? Shia Lebouf."

"ME: I'll have the chicken dinner. WAITER: Yes, sir. *throws corn on the floor* Here, chick chick chick. ME: *pecks at the ground* Excellent."

"What do you call an old film composer? Hans Zimmer-frame"

"eer booze and fun!' 'Ever hear the expression ""hard drinker"" ? Never made much sense to me drinking's one of the easiest things in the world to do."

"What black and yellow and makes you laugh when it goes off a cliff? A school bus full of black people (Sorry for racism, it is just a joke, nothing personal)"

"Sometimes I think I have the worst job in the world... ... and then I remember there are people who work in PR for Comcast."

"Why did the Irishman wear two condoms? To be sure to be sure"

"Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium? To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime."

"My girlfriend says she's leaving me because I'm too skeptical. But I don't believe her."