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Joke of the Day

"House Hunters: ""We want a slide, cheeseburgers, a clown."" Realtor: Are you describing McDonalds? ""haha no"" *3 kids tumble out of trenchcoat*"

"Knock knock joke I came up with in the 3rd grade... Knock, knock. Who's there? Nunya. Nunya who? Nunya dang business who?"

"If I wake up early, it's only because there are a lot of things I want to eat that day."

"I told my GF that I'm jealous of her V-J. She shows me NO pity, though. She just rubs it in my face"

"You heard what Pedro the weatherman reported? Chili today, hot tamale"

"I never really got the concept of exact change... It just never made cents."

"Settle down, Levi's commercial. You are talking about pants."

"Men get frustrated because they don't understand how women think. Women get frustrated because they understand how men think."

"Knock Knock. *Who's There?* A Kid! *A Kid Who?* A kid who cant reach the doorbell."

"there's a jehovah's witness dressed up as a cop who keeps banging on my door, haha nice try buddy"