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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. Knock Knock. ""Who's there?"" The chicken."

"Jury remains deadlocked in the case of Good Times v. Bad Times"

"A little boy with diarrhea tells his mom he needs Viagra. The mom asks, ""Why on earth do you need that?"" The little boy replies, ""isn't that what you give dad when HIS shit won't get hard?!"""

"What's the most Ghetto cheese? E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)"

"What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water? You can afford four fjord forders' fords."

"What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch? Water Polio"

"What do hillbillies do on Halloween? Pumpkin."

"What happened to the Oklahoma Territories? I don't know but they're OK now."

"I'm an 'adult', so why do I dance a little and look around nervously when I find a $20 bill in my jeans I didn't know was there..."

"I feel like Jesus... Is the kind of person to leave you hanging."