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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. Knock Knock. ""Who's there?"" The chicken."

"Russell Crowe arrested for cannibalism After been asked by the judge did he have any regrets for eating the female victim, Russell shook his head and said he was ""Glad he ate 'er"""

"Why did the condom fly out of the window? Because it was pissed off."

"If you were looking for a joke about pee... urine luck."

"My friend offered to let me rent 2 of his ermines. He is now the lessor of two weasels."

"I kept getting my shin badly grazed by the pedal of my bike when I was was a kid, that was one vicious cycle."

"Heard this from an eight year old: What's green and pecks on trees. Woody Wood Pickle"

"Did the girl ever go to the whore Olympics? Nah, she couldn't be fucked."

"According to old paintings, there's mad titties in heaven."

"What happened to the man who turned into an insect ? He just beetled off !"