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Joke of the Day
"Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly? Zero emissions."
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"How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing? A buccaneer."
"My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it's gone."
"Pinion nut math What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another? A difference of a pinion!"
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic... ...and the mental health system is failing me miserably."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh 10 tickles"
"What do pregnant women and prostitutes have in common? (w)hormones! NB: inspired by my hormonal pregnant wife."
"Me: Do you ever feel like you're an imposter? Psychiatrist: Get out of my chair Me: Interesting *writes 'thinks he's the psychiatrist'*"
"A Proton goes into a bar and orders a drink,when he asks how much the drink will cost the Bartender says ""That will be $3.50."""
"I want a job cleaning mirrors It's something I could really see myself doing."