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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about Stevie Wonder getting a cheese grater for his birthday? He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read."

"What happens after an alligator commits a crime? You call an investigator"

"My Ex Wife Still Misses me, BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER, HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! You see, it's funny cause marriage is terrible. Edit: Joaige"

"All my chainsaws broke last night... I guess you can call it a chainsaw massacre. I'll walk my self out now..."

"Why did Papa smurf go to the aviary? Because he loves blue tits."

"What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus? Nailed it"

"""Are you cold?"" *People who are cold*"

"If I had a dollar every time trump said something stupid, I'd have a small loan of a million dollars"

"4yo: You're a good dad. Me: Thanks. 4yo: You'd be better if you said yes more. Me: Okay. 4yo: Can I have ice cream? Think about what I said."

"How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century? Two Chainz."