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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson? Avril Labean"
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"Nothing is worse than having jock itch. ESPECIALLY within 100 ft of a school or playground."
"A Jew walks into a BAR.. Passes."
"Why is the grass greener in Ireland, than it is in England? It's because we are all over here in England, walking on your grass."
"Why does the Little Mermaid where sea shells? Because she can't fit in B shells!"
"[First Date] Me: *licks corner of napkin* Me: *dabs at his cheek* Him: ............... Me: Sorry. Force of habit."
"What do you call Moby Dick when he washes up on a sandbar? A bleached whale!"
"[plays dead to stop a bear from chasing me but then it plays dead next to me and we end stargazing together, forming a spiritual connection]"
"Kids are like debit cards. I get yelled at when I accidentally leave them at the store."
"What do you call redditors when they get STDs The HIVmind"