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Joke of the Day

"New clothing store seen at local Mall named 'Off Topic'. Apparently it's aimed at edgy teens with ADHD."

"My friend's offering to pay for a trip to NY to be her +1 for a wedding. She's probably going to drug me & sell my organs. *agrees to go :)"

"How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? Ask Hugh Hefner."

"I submitted 10 of my best puns to a Joke competition expecting at least 1 to win, but... No pun in ten did.."

"Guess what? You didn't guess what."

"I love doing sports related activities My two most favorite are the pre-workout and post-workout meals."

"Coordinate geometry is terrible. I failed the last test, but it turns out that the next unit continues it. Will I ever get distance from it?"

"What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer? Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'"

"Why didn't Hitler drive a stick shift? Because he hated Stalin"

"M R ducks. M R not ducks. O S A R, C D E D B D wings? L I B, M R ducks."