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Joke of the Day

"Why did a seal go to the bar? .... Because he didn't want to go clubbing."

"Customer: Can someone else serve us? Me:? C:I don't want my children exposed to the sin of your tattoos. M: Satan wants their tiny souls."

"A Short Joke jk"

"After moving to a boring part of the West, what did Sauron say when he spotted gaps around the threshold to his home? I need more door."

"I used to be a man inside a woman's body... but then I was born."

"How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him."

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? the snowBALLS"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Roasted, ground up, and dissolved in hot water"

"WHY IS IT CALLED ""CAPS LOCK"" AND NOT ""CAPITAL PUNISHMENT"""

"I was going to kill myself. A : A week ago I wanted to kill myself. B : What? How? A : I'd jump off the roof. B : What changed your mind? A : I'm afraid of heights."